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and the winner is…

thoro111fun — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:26:56 +0000

No satire here. This man is on fire. Hey, Hannity. Say it with me. “Four more years!” Rush, you bloated blowhard, don’t fall off the wagon. (The pills have got to you calling you now!) You know, the both of you would look more credible and less racist if you didn’t give the retarded cowboy who used to be president such glowing reviews. But yet, every thought or idea Obama has is potentially disasterous?. History will judge.

Thanks again Mr. President!!

solange is kind…

thoro111fun — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:10:14 +0000

Sol, you’ve been my favorite Knowles sister for as long as I can remember (since the nose job). I hear you regret your recent nipple slip that’s posted everywhere on the net. Let’s be honest, cupcake. That nipple has done more for your publicity than your manager slash father slash publicist slash pimp. On behalf of the Perv and Lesbian Coalition (look us up, we’re deep in the streets), I would like to extend to you the deepest gratitude. Now can you find time in your busy schedule (since you’re in such demand right now) to hang out with Paris Hilton. I mean, like, OMG! She has this crazy way of greeting the paparazzi when she gets out the car. Take big sister with you. Trust me. Undies are overated. And they don’t help with album sales…

why you are so doo-doo diddy…

thoro111fun — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:53:48 +0000

You simple mother-father. Did I just hear that YOU are looking for BACKGROUND singers. Wait! YOU want a supporting cast of vocalists to throw some harmony behind YOUR illustrious voice! Look, my dude, I wear your clothes, I watch your shows. Your cologne is okay (“I Am King”, not the horrid, horrid “Unforgiveable”) but I’ll be damned if I support any crucified melodies coming from your cocky mouth. Take that, take that…

stop cheesing already!

thoro111fun — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:18:42 +0000

You mean to tell in this age of couples feuding in the press about STD’s from jump-offs (D-Wade) and peeing in the sink (J-Will, you nasty SOB), and physically adjusting each others make-up (ella, ella, ella… I wasn’t there, I’m just speculating), can some one tell me how these two losers still manage to look TOO happy? And doesn’t it seem as if the “King of the Corn Flakes” and the “Queen of the mental meltdowns” get more boring when they are together? Hey, you two! Please! No children! Just adopt a hamster or a cactus or a piece of lint…..

big for nothin’

thoro111fun — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:20:11 +0000

Suge. You got knocked out again. All right, no problem. Remind me again why people were EVER scared of you? Look Jabba, stop going to therapy, stop listening to those new age tapes, and PRETEND to be a little gangsta. Punch Bow Wow in the neck, give Young Berg a wedgie or something. Just be scary again. C’mon. You got shot in the leg at a Kanye West party. And you know what? No one was surprised that YOU got shot. No, fat boy. What suprised us was the fact that YOU were at a KANYE WEST party.

mad monkey

thoro111fun — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:46:18 +0000

If Fitty wants to take a baby’s momma shopping, how about the one taking care of his little chimp. How about buying her a house. Something big, and preferably closer to a firehouse.

monkey business

thoro111fun — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:19:49 +0000

Can someone tell Fitty that it’s over. Hip-Hop is bored with the rap-less beefs already. The CO still getting under your skin?